Unbelievable YHA Ilam Hall: Your UK Escape Awaits!
Unbelievable YHA Ilam Hall: My UK Escape…or Did My Sanity Escape First? (A Review with a Side of Chaos)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to dive headfirst into my experience at YHA Ilam Hall. This place… well, it’s an experience. It's like stepping into a slightly wonky, beautifully overgrown fairytale, and I, for one, was here for the ride (even if it occasionally felt like it was on a wonky bicycle with a puncture).
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- Description: My honest (and hilariously messy) review of YHA Ilam Hall, a stunning hostel/hotel in the Peak District! From accessibility to the food, the spa to the chaos, I spill the beans (and maybe a few cups of coffee) on my unforgettable stay. Find out if it truly lives up to the "Unbelievable" hype!
Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks (After I've Grabbed My Tea and Pretended to Be Calm):
Firstly, Accessibility: This is important, and I’m brutally honest here. YHA Ilam Hall has made a genuine effort. There are Facilities for disabled guests, and I saw evidence of ramps. It’s not perfect, but it's a damned good effort. The grounds themselves are… well, they're the Peak District. Rolling hills. So, if you're after ultra-flat, consider the terrain carefully. But the effort is there, and that counts for a lot. I did spot Wheelchair accessible areas and felt some of the Interior corridor was usable. I didn't experience it myself but saw enough to know someone's put some thought into it. Good start, YHA!
Arrival & First Impressions:
Okay, the drive in? Stunning. Absolutely breath-taking. You wind through the Peak District, and the scenery just slaps you in the face with its gloriousness – mountains, green valleys, the whole shebang. Then you arrive, and BAM! Ilam Hall. It's imposing, historical, and a little… weathered. Which adds to the charm, right? (Don't tell my inner neat freak I said that). The Exterior corridor is charming, like you expect a historical house to have. The Front desk [24-hour] was great. Check-in/out [express] was a lifesaver when I was late, but the Contactless check-in/out was really useful and quick!
The Room (and my love/hate relationship with it):
My room? Well, it was clean. And in these post-pandemic times, Rooms sanitized between stays is a huge comfort. They even had Room sanitization opt-out available to cater for even greater security. The Non-smoking rooms felt fresh and clean. It had Air conditioning (bless), and Free Wi-Fi (double bless – I needed to update my socials). It had a Hair dryer, a Coffee/tea maker (essential), and a Free bottled water to kick things off. But, and this is a big but… it was a little… basic. The Seating area was fine, but the bed felt like it had seen better days, and the curtains? Well, the Blackout curtains tried hard, but, yeah… not fully effective. I got the Bathroom phone! which was a crazy addition. Overall, it was functional, but not exactly luxurious.
The Internet Access and Services – The modern world struggles here!
Now, let’s talk about the most important aspect of staying connected in the modern world. Internet access – LAN! They had it! I didn’t try it. I am absolutely not going back in time for anything. Internet access – wireless was pretty great. I didn't even need the internet access to bother me. I had a decent connection and could upload my pictures, chat to the kids, and generally, not feel completely cut off from civilization. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! I checked out the Internet services and I would rate this as "serviceable" with no complaints. The Wi-Fi in public areas was again, pretty good.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Where the Adventure Begins (and Possibly Ends):
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting. They advertised both Western cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant was an option, and I’m forever grateful for the Coffee/tea in restaurant. I started with the Breakfast [buffet] (essential fuel for Peak District explorations). It was pretty standard, but plentiful. There was an Asian breakfast option, which I didn’t try, but hey, options are good! They also had the Breakfast takeaway service, which I'd recommend if you are the adventurous type. The Buffet in restaurant was adequate. The Restaurants were decent. At least you'll be fed! The Bar was basic, but a welcome escape. I think there was a Poolside bar too, if I remember correctly. I also enjoyed the Desserts in restaurant!
The Spa (and my attempt to find Zen):
Right, let’s talk about the spa. Yes, seriously! YHA Ilam Hall has a spa/sauna element, but this is where it goes a bit… “rustic”. The Sauna was fabulous and hot! The Spa was great, and the Spa/sauna aspect of it was truly incredible. I had the Body scrub (amazing), the Body wrap (heavenly), and I tried the Foot bath (utterly divine!). I took the Swimming pool [outdoor] and the Pool with view and spent a lot of my time relaxing. Sadly, there was no Steamroom or Massage at the point!
Things To Do & Ways to Relax – More Than Just Hiking (Thank God!):
Okay, the Peak District is ALL about the outdoors. Hiking, walking, scrambling… you name it. But what if you’re not the outdoorsy type? I spent a lot of time in the Terrace. The other options are well catered for here. The beautiful grounds encourage exploration. The Gym/fitness area was too, very high quality too. I went for a Fitness center, and a long walk, which I recommend to others too. The Meeting/banquet facilities and Business facilities are available if you're not here for fun.
Cleanliness and Safety – Seriously, this is important!
In these times, I scrutinize the cleanliness. I’m not the kind of person to shy away from the Hand sanitizer. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, which gave me peace of mind. Daily disinfection in common areas was crucial. They had proper Professional-grade sanitizing services. Plus, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items and Safe dining setup. The First aid kit, the Doctor/nurse on call, and the Smoke alarms and Fire extinguisher were all reassuring. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property made me feel secure.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter:
They offered a lot of useful things, like Daily housekeeping and Laundry service. The Elevator was great, as was access to Indoor venue for special events!
For the Kids – Because, well, who can avoid them?
This is a Family/child friendly property. There are no Pets allowed (sob), but at least the kids are catered for. There are Babysitting service!
Final Verdict:
YHA Ilam Hall is a bit of a mixed bag. It's a place of great beauty, with some genuinely fantastic facilities. But it's also a little rough around the edges. Think of it as the quirky, slightly eccentric aunt you love. If you're after polished perfection, this ain't it. But if you're after an adventure, a place to connect with nature, and a good dose of British charm (warts and all), then YHA Ilam Hall is definitely worth a visit. Prepare to be charmed, challenged, and possibly mildly exasperated. But definitely, don't expect perfection. Embrace the delightful mess, and you'll have an unforgettable time. I know I did. I’d go back, but next time, I’m definitely bringing my own pillow! (1/10 for the pillow situation, by the way). Would recommend.
Rome's Hidden Gem: Your Dream B&B Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're heading to YHA Ilam Hall in Derbyshire, a place that promises rolling hills and hopefully, fewer screaming kids than my last holiday. Prepare for a schedule that's less "precise Swiss watch" and more "slightly-drunken otter attempting to build a dam."
The Grand (and Slightly Chaotic) Plan: YHA Ilam Hall, Derbyshire – May 2024
Day 1: Arrival and Awkward Introductions (Plus, Pizza!)
- 14:00 - Arrival at YHA Ilam Hall. Okay, so the drive from (insert your origin) was… eventful. Let's just say I’m now intimately familiar with the artistic merits of various motorway service station coffee cups. Finally arrived, and the Hall – wow. Pictures don’t do it justice. It's bloody gorgeous. Immediately felt a pang of “Oh God, am I posh enough to be here?” anxiety. Ilam Hall looks like a film set.
- 14:30 - Check-in and Room Roulette: Found the reception, which was blessedly quiet. Got my bunk assignment – number 7, which sounds vaguely ominous. Had to navigate some of the "staircase maze" in this building. It's like Hogwarts, only without the magic. Briefly considered trying to steal a fancy chandelier. Resisted the urge.
- 15:00 - Exploring the Hall (and Avoiding Eye Contact): Wandered around. Found the communal kitchen and winced at the size of the fridge. Imagined all the potential kitchen chaos. Also, the lounge, complete with a ridiculously oversized chessboard. I’m already picturing myself losing spectacularly. I then took a stroll around the grounds to get my bearings.
- 18:00 - Pizza Night (and Social Awkwardness): Pizza. The great social leveler. Ordered some (I’m the designated ordering person, apparently). Ate it in the dining room, trying not to simultaneously inhale my food and spontaneously combust from social anxiety. Met a few other guests, mostly a couple and a solo trekker. Said nice things. Maybe they thought I did, but I sure found my eating loud a lot more than I thought.
- 19:30 - Strategic Retreat to the Dorm: My bunk. Comfort. Peace. Briefly considered barricading myself in there with a book and a bag of crisps, but then thought… maybe I should try to make a friend?
- 20:00 - Attempting a "Chill Evening" in the Common Room: Failed. Everyone seemed to be playing cards. I pretended to read and eventually retreated to my room.
- 22:00 - Bedtime Blues: Tried to sleep. Kept hearing people through the hall, snoring, and rustling. I'm hoping earplugs work because there's no chance I'll be able to sleep.
Day 2: Peak District Perfection (and Questionable Footwear)
- 07:00 - Wake Up Call (aka, the Fire Alarm that Wasn't): A cacophony of beeping, followed by a swift investigation. Turns out, just a false alarm. I was half-convinced I'd accidentally set something on fire with my sheer awkwardness. Briefly considered going back to bed.
- 08:00 - Breakfast (and Mastering the Toasting Process): Breakfast at the hall! I’m going to try to be healthy, but I might end up drinking coffee and eating toast all day. Still, I took a stab at making toast, it was burnt on one side, perfect on the other. I'm sure the other guests were impressed.
- 09:00 - Peak District Hike (Operation: Don't Fall): The plan: a moderate hike around Dovedale. Realized my shoes were possibly, definitely, not ideal. They were pretty, though, the kind that look amazing and are terrible for actual walking. Praying for no blisters. Dovedale was gorgeous, but a bit crowded. The stepping stones were a hilarious, wobbly challenge. I may or may not have nearly fallen in.
- 13:00 - Picnic Lunch (and Bird-Related Disasters): Stopped for a picnic. Managed to find a reasonably scenic spot. Enjoyed the sandwich with some bird watching… and watching birds try to steal my sandwich.
- 15:00 - Return to Ilam Hall (and the Urgent Need for a Shower): Legs aching, hair a mess. Found the shower. Bliss.
- 17:00 - Free Time (and Contemplating Life Choices): Took a nap. That's all I can say.
- 19:00 - Dinner at the local pub (and the Great Pie Debacle): Asked for a recommendation, and ended up in a local pub. Pie. It was, let's just say, a textural adventure. I would not recommend it. I didn't even finish it. The beer, however, was good.
- 20:00 - Return to the Hall (and the Realization that I'm Sunburnt): Back at Ilam Hall. Applied aloe vera. Prayed for sleep.
Day 3: The Final Act (and the Sadness of Leaving)
- 08:00 - Breakfast (and Saying Farewell to the Toasting Process): Breakfast again. Not quite as burnt this time! I'm getting better at the toasting, I guess.
- 09:00 - Exploring Ilam Park: Ilam Park is next door to the hall. So a walk there seems appropriate. It looked so lovely.
- 12:00 - Packing (and the Denial Phase): Pack. Realize that the journey is ending. Briefly considered staying.
- 13:00 - Check-out (and the Emotional Breakdown): Checking out. Saying goodbye to everyone.
- 14:00 - Departure: The drive. Back home, where I can be socially awkward in peace, and where I don't have to compete for toast.
Final Thoughts:
Ilam Hall delivered on its promise. It was beautiful, and the Peak District is stunning. It had its moments of sheer, unadulterated joy, like the Dovedale stepping stones and the birds. Other moments of utter despair. I met some lovely people, even if I spent most of the trip terrified that I'd mess something up. The food was…a learning experience. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I bring different shoes? You bet. The Yorkshire pudding might be something I try to figure out. YHA Ilam Hall, you weird, wonderful place, until next time.
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Unbelievable YHA Ilam Hall: Your UK Escape Awaits? (Let's Be Honest...)
So, Ilam Hall... Is it *Actually* Unbelievable? Like, are we talking Narnia or just a really nice hostel?
Okay, let's be real. Narnia? Nope. But “really nice hostel”? Yeah, that’s a good start. My expectations were... cautious, I'll admit. I'd seen the pictures – the stately hall, the manicured lawns... thought, "Sounds promising, but probably still a bit…institutional." Wrong! It's gorgeous, seriously. The sort of place where you instantly feel like you've been whisked away from the mundane. Walking through those grand doors feels like teleporting back in time. It's got that 'olde world charm' that isn't just for show– it feels real. I mean, it *is*, right? The history is palpable.
What's the vibe like? Is it all backpackers downing cheap beer, or something else entirely? (Because, frankly, I'm not always up for the hostel-party scene.)
Good question! I was worried about that too, you know? I've been through the *"Wake up at 3AM to someone aggressively attempting to play the didgeridoo in the dorm"* phase… not pretty. Ilam Hall is different. There's a definitely a mix. You’ll find backpackers, yes, but also families, couples, solo travelers sketching in the gardens. It feels… peaceful. More a gentle hum of quiet conversation and the clinking of teacups than a rave. (Though, a few cheeky bottles of wine on the lawn never go astray… just saying.) Honestly, the vibe is exactly what I needed. It’s chilled, friendly, and everyone's there to actually *enjoy* the Peak District not just survive until the next big city.
The food... is it just sad hostel packet noodles? Or is there something better to look forward to? (Because I can't live on instant ramen, I really can't.)
Alright, the food… oh, the food! Okay, so, it's a YHA, so *don't* go expecting Michelin-star dining. But! They've got a perfectly decent kitchen – a self catering kitchen too, thank the lord! Though I did see one guy try and microwave a steak… which, well, that's gonna be a mess. Anyway, they do offer proper breakfasts, and the evening meals are... dependable. Hearty! Think stews, and things that are going to warm you up after a long hike. More than enough of the carbs and fat and general fuel needed. Plus, there's a pub *conveniently* right next door. A pub called the The Ilam Hall Tea Rooms. I can't vouch for it, but it looks perfect. My friend said it's great for a pint and a chat. He may have gotten a bit overly chatty I've been told.
Tell me about the walks! Are they actually *walkable*, or am I signing up for a torturous slog up a mountain? (My knees are…getting a bit sensitive.)
Oh, the walks! This is where Ilam Hall *really* shines. Absolutely stunning scenery, I tell you. And yes, they're walkable! (Mostly.) I say, "mostly" because the Peak District… well, it's the Peak District. Some hills are involved. But generally, there are options for every level. From gentle strolls along the river (perfect for a picnic) to more challenging hikes. The staff are brilliant at suggesting routes. I did one where I nearly got stuck in a cow field… (cows are REALLY curious, apparently). But it was brilliant, even with the minor bovine interruption!
And the views! Seriously, you'll be stopping every five minutes to snap photos. It's *that* kind of beautiful. Just, maybe, pack some proper walking boots. My trainers weren’t quite up to the task, and I definitely paid for it on day two. My poor feet!
What are the rooms like? Are we talking prison-cell chic, or something a bit more…comfortable?
Okay, the rooms. Right. The rooms are… perfectly acceptable. Don't expect the Ritz. They're clean, functional. Some of them are dorms (which, if you're luck, you'll get a good bunch!) and some family rooms, which are a bit more private. My room wasn’t huge, BUT the bed was comfy, the sheets were clean, and that, my friends, is sometimes *all* you need after a day of fresh air and muddy boots. And... it's an old building, so the character more than makes up for any lack of modern amenities. I'd take that over a sterile hotel room any day.
Parking... any issues? I hate driving around in circles looking for a spot.
Parking! Ah, the bane of the modern traveler's existence. Okay, it’s decent! There’s a bit of parking on-site, though it can fill up, especially at peak times. But let's face it, this is a problem at *every* popular place, isn't it? I parked there without any issue, but I did arrive relatively early, which I would advise. A tip: Check the YHA website for parking instructions and recommendations before you go. They’re usually pretty good at the latest updates.
Okay, so the best part about Ilam Hall… what made you go, "Wow, this is amazing!?"
Right, the *best* part. Hands down? The grounds and the overall experience. I spent an entire afternoon wandering around those gardens. I sat by the river for ages, just listening the water and and feeling the sun. It’s this feeling of escape. Like, proper, unplugged escape. One day, when I was walking through the grounds, I saw a family doing the most amazing thing. They were all huddled together in the grass, and they were eating sandwiches and laughing. I didn't know them, but I felt like part of their family! It was one of those moments where you just… smile.
It’s also the staff though. They were genuinely friendly and helpful. I had a small issue with my booking (completely my fault, I messed up the dates!), and they sorted it out without even a raised eyebrow. That kind of helpfulness makes a *huge* difference. I’ve stayed in places where you'd think you were inconveniencing them just by breathing. Not here.
What are some things you *didn't* love? (Because perfect doesn't exist, right?)
Okay, alright, let's get real. It wasn't *all* sunshine and roses. One slightly annoying thing? The Wi-Fi. It’s… patchy. Like, really patchy. Fine for checking emails, but don’t expect to stream Netflix. Which, actually, is probably a goodRoaming Hotels
