Unbelievable Views! Schladming's BEST Panorama Apartments (Ferienalm)
Unbelievable Views! (And Almost Unbelievable Everything Else) - A Deep Dive into Schladming's Ferienalm Panorama Apartments
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unravel my experience at the Unbelievable Views! Schladming's BEST Panorama Apartments (aka Ferienalm). Let's be honest, "BEST" is a bold claim. Were the views unbelievably good? Absolutely. Did everything else live up to that lofty billing? Mmm, let's just say it's a journey. Prepare yourselves for a review as messy and delightful as the Austrian countryside itself.
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Right, where do we begin? Let's kick things off with the thing that did deliver: THE VIEWS! Seriously, folks, they were breathtaking. Waking up to the panorama of the Dachstein Glacier and the surrounding mountains? Pure, unadulterated bliss. I swear, I spent half my trip just staring out the window, coffee in hand, feeling like a king (or queen, in my case). You get why they call it "Unbelievable Views." You really do.
Accessibility: (A Mixed Bag, Honestly)
Okay, so here's where things get… interesting. The website touted "facilities for disabled guests," but honestly, I didn't see a ton of hardcore accessibility. The elevator was good, no complaints there. But navigating the complex? Some areas were a bit of a maze, and I wouldn't say it's perfectly wheelchair-friendly. I definitely saw some steps and uneven terrain. It depends what you need. If you're very particular about accessibility, maybe double-check with them beforehand. I'd give it a solid average based on casual observation - not bad, but not outstanding.
Rooms: (Clean, Comfortable, But… Standard)
Alright, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of the room itself. Spacious? Yes. Clean? Absolutely. Modern? Somewhat. It had all the basics. Free Wi-Fi? Check! (And thankfully, it was actually decent, unlike some places I've stayed.) Air conditioning? Yes, which was a lifesaver because the sun really blazes on the mountain. A mini-bar? Yup, stocked with the usual suspects.
But it didn't exactly scream "luxury." It was functional. Think well-appointed, but without any particularly memorable touches. The bed was comfy, the shower worked, there was plenty of closet space. Just, you know… a room. You know?
And this is where I need to tell you… the in-room safe box was really basic. I tried to lock my passport in there and just wasn't feeling this lock. Seriously, it was like something from the 80s. And the soundproofing wasn't perfect. I could hear the other guests sometimes, especially the kids, and there were a lot of kids!
Internet & Tech (I'm a Digital Nomad, Okay?):
Free Wi-Fi! (Did I already mention that? I should mention that.) And bless them, Wi-Fi in all rooms! Internet access – wireless, and yes, available. There was even Internet [LAN], which is a plus for some, I guess. The internet services are generally good enough. I wouldn't base my job on that connection, mind you, but it did the trick for emails and video calls.
Spa & Sauna: (OMG, the Spa!)
Okay, now we’re talking! The spa, my friends, was a highlight. A pool with a view? Oh yes, and the view was stunning! The sauna was top-notch, steamy and relaxing. The hot water linen and laundry washing was also a godsend after a day of skiing. I really loved the foot bath after some active days. I didn't get to the Body scrub or body wrap, but the spa was well worth it.
Seriously, the pool was a highlight. The view from the pool was gorgeous. I'd come out of the sauna, jump in the pool, and just stare at the vista. Pure, unadulterated bliss. That’s what you are paying for here.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Food, Glorious Food… Mostly)
Breakfast was included, a standard buffet. A Western breakfast, in fact, which was fine. There were eggs, some cold cuts, pastries, and the usual suspects. Nothing particularly mind-blowing, but it filled the void. Asian breakfast was available at some times, too. Coffee/tea in the restaurant? Of course.
They had A la carte in restaurant and Alternative meal arrangement, which gave variety. But honestly, I skipped the full-blown dinners. The restaurant looked pleasant enough, but I figured would be expensive.
And the snack bar? Yeah, that was my jam. Poolside bar? Yep, ideal for a post-swim drink.
Cleanliness and Safety: (They Tried!)
They definitely tried. Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff wearing masks (mostly). Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. Safe dining setup. They were making an effort, which I appreciated. There were a few things that raised an eyebrow, but overall, they seemed on top of things.
The little things: (a mixed bag of services)
- Concierge: helpful, but not always available.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent!
- Elevator: Yes, thank goodness!
- Laundry service: pricey but convenient.
- Luggage storage: no problem.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax (Beyond the Obvious View):
- Fitness center: Yes. I didn't use it. Judging by the other guests, neither did they.
- Gym/fitness: see above.
- Massage: available, but I didn't indulge. Next time!
- Babysitting service: Yes! Lots of kids.
- Kids facilities: Kids meal available.
Getting Around: (Smooth Sailing… Mostly)
- Car park [free of charge]: Big plus! Convenient and easy.
- Car park [on-site]: also available.
- Taxi service: Available. Airport transfer offered.
Final Verdict: (The Messy Truth)
Ferienalm Panorama Apartments… it's a good base. It's not perfect, but the "Unbelievable Views" truly are. The spa is fantastic. The rooms are decent. It's a solid choice for a ski trip, a romantic getaway, or a family adventure.
Would I recommend it? Yes, but with the caveat. Know what you're getting: a comfortable stay with stunning views. Manage your expectations, and you won't be disappointed. Go, enjoy those views, treat yourself to the spa, and don’t sweat the small stuff. And maybe, just maybe, bring your own lock for the safe. 😉
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your average, perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is… well, this is me, trying to survive a trip to Ferienalm Panorama Apartments in Schladming, Austria. And let me tell you, the word "panorama" is going to be getting A LOT of side-eye before this is over.
Ferienalm Fiasco: Schladming, Austria - The Somewhat Organized Chaos
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, We're Totally Lost" Situation
- Morning (Let's call it "Sometime After 9 AM, Because Jet Lag is a Bitch"): Arrive in Munich. Oh, Munich. Beautiful city, I'm sure. Knew I was arriving as I got some of the coffee I ordered. The bus ride through the German countryside was stunning. Rolling hills, charming villages, all that jazz. But then we hit the Austrian border and my internal GPS started screaming.
- Afternoon (The Quest for the Apartment): The instructions were…well, let's just say they were suggestive. "Turn left at the giant cow statue." Okay, sure. Except, the giant cow statue was apparently disguised as a normal cow statue, and there were, like, a LOT of normal cow statues. Hours later (and a growing collection of increasingly frantic calls to the apartment owner, who, bless his heart, seemed perpetually amused), we finally found the place. It's beautiful, okay? It's got that postcard-perfect view. But after the cow statue debacle, I wasn't so impressed with the view.
- Evening (The Comfort Food Craving): Unpack, collapse on the balcony (finally!), and contemplate the meaning of life. Did I choose the right life path? Was the giant cow statue a sign? Dinner. Oh, dinner. Ordered pizza. It was soggy, but the beer was cold. Small victories, people, small victories. Plus, that view…it's slowly getting better.
Day 2: Hiking and the Existential Dread of Heights
- Morning (The False Promise of Fresh Air): My "hiking" skills have been… well, let's just say they have remained untested for a very long time. The initial trail was manageable, a gentle meander through a meadow (mostly flat) with gorgeous plants. Until it wasn't. Until we hit the hill. And then the cliff. And then my inner voice was screaming "NOOOOOOO!"
- Afternoon (The Near-Death Experience - AKA Taking the Cable Car): Decided to take the cable car up to the top anyway (after much internal debate and a near-panic attack fueled by heights). The views are breathtaking. Seriously. Like, "makes you forget all the petty annoyances of life" breathtaking. Almost. As I sat on the car, my hands were clammy and I was wishing I was born a mountain goat.
- Evening (Schnitzel and Soul-Searching): Celebrated (surviving the cable car) with a schnitzel and a hefty dose of Austrian wine (to quell the jitters). Started a new hobby; taking photos of the stars.
Day 3: The Day I Fell in Love with Chocolate (and Potentially Broke a Shoe)
- Morning (The Power of Pure Cocoa): Decided to take a day off from the hiking, which, considering my condition, was not a bad decision. Found a little chocolate shop in the town, a place where dreams (and blood sugar levels) come true. Hot chocolate with whipped cream, chocolate truffles, chocolate-covered pretzels… I may have blacked out from the sheer deliciousness. No regrets.
- Afternoon (The Shoe-Related Crisis): Strolled through the town, feeling happy. My shoe broke. The sole just…peeled away. Right there, in the middle of the street. A disaster. Luckily, found a shoe shop that was open and got a super cool replacement shoe.
- Evening (Trying to be Cultured): Decided we needed some culture and checked out a museum. Found a lot of pretty things, and quickly got bored, so we left. Back to the apartment for more wine.
Day 4: The Great Weather Debate and a Moment of Trueness
- Morning (The Weather Report That Betrayed Me): The forecast said sunshine. And yet, the Alps seemed to be engulfed in some kind of ethereal mist. Maybe it's just the clouds. Maybe it's just the way that all the pretty is ruined. This prompted a minor crisis of faith. I was wrong.
- Afternoon (The Unexpected Kindness): Decided to sit in the rain. It was very cathartic. Then the sun came out and I was forced to admit that it was all pretty again.
- Evening (Letting it Go): I'm still not sure what I think about this place. But I have noticed that the view is still gorgeous. You can't not look at it, even you are a crabby old woman like me.
Day 5: Departure and the Lingering Sweetness of Memory
- Morning (Farewell, Cow Statues!): Packed (thankfully without breaking anything this time). Said goodbye to the apartment.
- Afternoon (The Unexpected Longing): The drive back was… well, it was probably beautiful. But I was too busy replaying the trip. The highs, the lows, the chocolate, the almost-death-by-cable-car. I'm starting to think I'm going to miss this place.
Final Thoughts:
Schladming, you've been… an experience. A rollercoaster of emotions, blisters, and questionable navigation skills. You've tested my patience, challenged my fitness level, and filled my belly with schnitzel. And, despite all the trials, I'm almost certain that I'll be back. I'll probably still get lost, and the weather will probably disappoint me, but that view… that view just might be worth it. Plus, there's still chocolate to be eaten.
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Unbelievable Views! Schladming's BEST Panorama Apartments (Ferienalm) - You GOTTA Know This! (And Maybe Consider Packing Your Own Toilet Paper)
So... "Unbelievable Views!" Really? Is it ALL Hype, or is the view *actually* worth lugging your luggage up that mountain?
Okay, the view is amazing (I think I’m believing it). What are the APARTMENTS themselves *actually* like? Pictures on the website are notoriously deceiving…
Are the Ferienalm Apartments a good choice for families?
How about the amenities? Is there anything to do *besides* stare at the stunning mountains?
The website mentions "ski-in/ski-out" access… Is that the truth, or more marketing hype again?
What should I pack? (Besides the obvious: skis, waterproofs, etc.)
Any major downsides I should know about? Dishonest reviews always skip over this.
